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It's probably ironic to say that I take my job as Chief Happiness Officer here at Joseph Chris very seriously, but I can't approach it any other way.

The humans on my team enjoy giving me treats and many pets, and I certainly can't deny them those simple joys. Most days, you can find me patrolling the kitchen and the offices in the event one of the humans drops food. It's not in my job description to clean up after them, but it's a simple thing I can do to help them focus on their own jobs.

If I'm not on food patrol, I'm likely guarding the server room to help ensure no interruption in our technology. It may appear that I'm sleeping, but that's just an act. I never sleep on the job! The humans seem to like when I jump through hoops for them, literally, so I will do so when provided the opportunity, usually during company gatherings. I am quite a good jumper.

Aside from my housekeeping, guarding, and performing duties, I focus on visiting each of the humans every day to assess what they need to have a great day. Usually, I find staring at them with my big eyes until they pet me pleases them, and they are always smiling when I leave, telling each other what a good boy I am. And that's true. I am a good boy.

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